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  • RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

    RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

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    Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

    But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

    But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

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  • BlockBuddiesUnited

    BlockBuddiesUnited

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

    But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyLove Minecraft SMP

    BlockyLove Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and had a secret base underneath where they hoarded all the diamond blocks, like what even?! And then there was this other player who tamed a whole army of creepers and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon, it was epic!

    But seriously, if you’re looking for a relationship on this server, watch out for players who only want to trade dirt blocks for your diamonds, like, that’s a major red flag. And if someone starts building a shrine to a chicken god in your honor, run for the hills, trust me. And whatever you do, never trust anyone who says they can duplicate your items with a magic spell, it’s all a scam, I swear.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?) Can’t wait to see you there, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyRedFlagz

    CraftyRedFlagz

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event – it’s a real hoot!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

    BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

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    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, this dude built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds, and then another dude came and blew it up with TNT just for fun! It was wild, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓

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  • Day One Fags Remember 1.21

    Day One Fags Remember 1.21

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    Yo, listen up, losers! I’ve been saying it since day one of Fauna’s grand entrance – she’s a total fake! Just take a peek at her shady history, it’s all there. And now you all wanna come running back to me, admitting I was right? Nah, you get what you freaking deserve, suckers!

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and drama hotter than a creeper explosion. We don’t play by the rules, we make our own. So if you’re ready to dive into a world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. But remember, you better watch your back because you never know who’s lurking in the shadows ready to take you down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyLoveRedFlag

    CraftyLoveRedFlag

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    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who collects toenail clippings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about subtle red flags again because our players are too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to be sketchy. Plus, nothing says romance like bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and diamond swords.

    So why settle for a boring dinner date when you can impress your crush with your mad mining skills and show them your heart-shaped house made entirely out of pink wool? Join our server now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) flow!

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  • DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    DateRedFlagsMC SMP

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    OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

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  • RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

    Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

    And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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