BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	174	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

BlockyFamReject

BlockyFamReject, Career Advice, company culture, corporate culture, employee relations, interviewer, job acceptance, job hunting, Job Interview, job offer, job rejection, job satisfaction, Job Search, Professionalism, red flag, team dynamics, toxic work environment, warning sign., work dynamics, work-life balance, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2471	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Because who wants to work at a job where your coworkers are constantly trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your house with TNT? Join our Minecraft server instead, where we’re not just a family – we’re a dysfunctional, chaotic, and hilarious mess of players who will make you question your sanity and your life choices. From epic pranks to wild treasure hunts, you never know what to expect on our server. Plus, our resident creeper whisperer can actually communicate with the creepers and convince them not to explode (most of the time). So say goodbye to boring interviews and hello to a world of madness and mayhem on our server.

BlockyRedFlagLand

alarm bell, BlockyRedFlagLand, cause for concern, cautionary signal, danger signal, indicator of trouble, ominous sign., potential problem, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag indicator, red flag issue, red flag signal, red flag situation, red flag symbol, red flag warning, suspicious activity, warning sign., worrisome behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	2650	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

If you see someone building a house entirely out of TNT, that’s a red flag. But on our server, it’s just a sign of creativity and a love for explosions! Join us for a blast (literally) of a time as we embrace the chaos and madness of Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old wooden houses when you can have a house that goes out with a bang? Come join us and see why blowing things up is the new norm on our server!

MirrorCraft Server: Closer Than You Think

appear, CAR, Caution, Closer, Distance, Driving, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, objects, Perception, perspective, Reality, rearview mirror, Reflection, ROAD, Safety, Server, side mirror, traffic, Vehicle, Warning, warning sign.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the objects in the mirror are closer than they appear…literally! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is topsy-turvy and nothing is as it seems.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes – they make for excellent companions on your quest for glory.

But the real reason you should join our server? The mirror dimension. Step through a looking glass and find yourself in a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant cupcake. Hey, it happens.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	8394
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8768
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1751	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	279	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

billion, BLOCK, challenge, CountCraft, Counting, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, counting skills, counting to one billion, impossible task, Math, mathematical challenge, number counting, number sequence, Numbers, numerical challenge, numerical proof, numerical skills, proof

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ores Mined:	6764
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2527
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ores Mined:	1871	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	281	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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