WARNED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PutinVsBidenCraft

Aides, air disaster, biden, Conflict, Crisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military tensions, national security, political tensions, putin, PutinVsBidenCraft, russia, SECURITY, Shadow war, threat, WARNED, Warning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness

MuskCraft: Trump Warned!

Allies, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, elon musk, international relations, Musk, MuskCraft, News, Politics, Posts, public figures, right, social media, too far, trump, uk, United Kingdom, united states, WARNED, Warning, Warns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admins are actually secret agents from the UK?? well look no further cuz we got u covered! they keep an eye on all the players to make sure elon musk doesn’t hack into the game and start posting crazy stuff like he does on twitter! join now to be part of the epic battle against musk’s evil minecraft plans! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not lol! join now or forever be haunted by musk’s memes!

XiCraft: No Westernising Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Censorship, China, Chinese youth, communism, culture, education, foreign forces, Globalization, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leadership, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Speech, WARNED, westernising, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	120	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	6155

so like, this server is like the Xi Jinping of Minecraft servers, warning against foreign forces trying to ‘westernise’ our blocky world. join us and protect the integrity of our pixelated land! xi jinping himself will personally thank you for keeping our youth safe from the evils of western influence. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. come join the resistance and fight for the glory of our server!

NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP

activism, discrimination, Disgusting, equality, Far.., fuckin, go, hate, Hate Speech, hugbox, intolerance, LGBTQ, nazi, NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP, Protect, social justice, spilling out, trans rights, WARNED, Warning, willing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.

But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.

Let’s go on a wild adventure in Venture SMP, but be warned – whitelist ahead!

Adventure, Ahead, bedrock, big, content creators, Friends, Future, invite, java, Join, Lets, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, poll, Slots, Small, smp, Streamers, Twist, Vanilla, Venture, Voicechat, WARNED, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server name	Venture SMP
Type	Vanilla with optional twists
Slots	32
Server Features	Simple voice chat for Java players, open to Bedrock players

FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this server?

A: The Venture SMP is designed for small or big content creators to stream on and make a name for themselves.

Q: Can Bedrock players join the server?

A: Yes, Bedrock players are still able to join the server and play alongside Java players.

Q: How many slots are available on the server?

A: There are 32 slots available on the Venture SMP server.

Q: Will the server have any special twists or modifications?

A: There may be polls in the future to determine if the server should have a lifesteal feature or other twists.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and have a good time together.

GrannyCraft: The Server Your Mom Warned You About – Now with extra grandma vibes!

Active, Community, Community Projects, content creators, Creative, Discord, Discord Channels, Events, EXTRA, FPS improver, Free to build, Friendly, Game changing mods, Grandma, GrannyCraft, HaleM#6797, Interesting roles, long-term players, Mods, mom, motivated, Plugins, Server, smp, tech support, Vanilla, VIBES, WARNED

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4741
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

GritCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21
Platform	Java
Style	Vanilla
Features	Hermitcraft-like, Whitelist, Mature players, 4th season

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact server owner on Discord: HaleM#6797
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server provides a grief and abuse free experience.
Are there community projects and events?	Yes, the server offers community projects and events for players to participate in.
Are there any Discord channels for content creators?	Yes, there are Discord channels specifically for content creators on the server.
Are there any specific roles on the server?	Yes, there are many interesting roles for players to choose from.

Shocked Creeper: The Server Your Mom Warned You About! SMP Cross-Play, McMMO, Dungeons, Mob Arenas, and More!

{Java IP}, Arenas, Bedrock Port, creeper, crossplay, Custom Bosses, daily backups, Discord Chatting, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Homes, Land claiming, Live Map, MCMMO, Mob, Mob Heads, mom, No Whitelisting, non-premium, Professionalism, RPG, Server, Shocked, smp, Teleporting, Voting Perks, WARNED, Warps

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Charged Creeper SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
QoL
Lite RPG
Non-P2W store	Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
Voting Perks	Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
Economy	Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
Cross-play	Play with your friends on any platform!
Professionalism	A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.
No Whitelisting	That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
Safety	Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
Discord	Check out the Discord Channel for more info

FAQ

How can I join the server?

For Java, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock, use port 25566.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, we do not sell gear or lock playable content behind a paywall.

Can I play with my friends on different platforms?

Yes, you can cross-play with friends on any platform.

What safety measures does the server have?

We have land claiming, inventory restoration, rollback capabilities, daily backups and more to keep your builds safe.

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

admonishment, advice, ALERT, alertness, Apocalypse, Attention, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, caveat, forewarned, heads up, Heed, Notice, Notification, Precaution, vigilance, WARNED, Warning, watch out, word of caution, you were warned, zombie

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	9899	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, busy mom, children, family, jade, Jades, Kids, love, Minecraft, mom advice, mom community, mom life, Mom of two, mom support, Mommy, mommy blogger, mommy jade, mommy vlogger, mompreneur, Motherhood, parenting, smp, stay at home mom, working mom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

Aferus Minecraft server

Account.., Aferus, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Personal, Server, server owner, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

The owner of the Aferus server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Aferus.aternos.me

Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

american culture, American influence, AMERICANS, Competition, cultural comparison, Cultural differences, cultural jealousy, cultural rivalry, cultural superiority, envy, EURO, European culture, European Influence, Europeans, Jealousy, Minecraft, political comparison, Political differences, political jealousy, political rivalry, political superiority, Server, USA vs Europe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

2025, CARD, Championship, DartConnect, DartConnect Page, darts, Darts Event, Dom Taylor, draw, Field Confirmed, holder, Minecraft, Official Confirmation, paddy, Paddy Power World Darts Championship, PDC Tour Card Holders, PDC World Darts Championship, power, Qualification, Qualification Tournament, QUALIFIER, Robert Owen, sky sports news, Sky Sports News Coverage, smp, Tour, Tour Card Holder, Tour Card Holder Qualifier, UK time, world, World’s Biggest Darts Event

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

Aleph, Aleph Zero, Azero, BEWARE, Crafty, crypto scam, cryptocurrency scam., deceitful, discord ban, dishonest, dump, fraud, Minecraft, polaks, price drop, price manipulation, scam, scam alert, scam team, Scam Warning, Scamming.., smp, Unethical, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

Despair, discouraged, hire, hopeless, Involuntary, ISOLATED, job hunting, Jobless, lack of opportunities, Lazy, Marginalized, Minecraft, NEET, PermaNEET, REJECTED, Server, societal pressure, Struggling, unemployable, unemployed, unmotivated, unproductive

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Votes:	8500	Ores Mined:	2561
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, Apocalypse Now, cinematic excellence, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, film analysis, film critique, film industry, film review, Francis Ford Coppola, Godfathers, iconic performances, Marlon Brando, martin sheen, Minecraft, movie comparison, Movie debate, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ranking, smp, The Godfather, vietnam war, war movie

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3588	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crops Grown:	8880
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Baes, blocky, Boundaries, consent, Digital Content Creation, digital income, discretion, empowerment, extra money, financial independence, financial support, Girlfriend, Minecraft, modern relationships, online platform, onlyfans, open communication, privacy, relationship, Server, side hustle, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

Anime, anime quotes, ANTI-HERO, Britannia, Britannian Empire, code geass, Commander, commands, emperor, geass, leadership, Lelouch, lelouch vi britannia, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, power, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, rebellion leader, rebellion tactics, smp, strategy, Throw It Back, War Tactics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

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