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ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchantments Applied:	115	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	608	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3514	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	195
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	48

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8592
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.