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NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	1542	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6334
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crops Grown:	8409	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	2276	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!

CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

SpinelessNebbercracker

accident, animated film, broken spine, children’s movie, cleaned off, climbing down, constance, danger, Fall, haunted house, Horror, injury, monster house, Mr. Nebbercracker, preventing, rescue, spine injury, SpinelessNebbercracker, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!