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Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTraders Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we discuss Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader while building epic structures and battling it out in the void shadows!

We have DLCs that will blow your mind, like the Void Shadows DLC where you can unleash chaos like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Death Cult Introduction – it’s to die for!

But wait, there’s more! We have hotfixes, patches, and rebalances that will keep you on your toes. And if that’s not enough, we even have an OST that will have you jamming while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness that is Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader! Who needs boring old barns when you can have epic battles in the Koronus Expanse? Let’s get crafting, gamers!

CraftWarZone Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, CraftWarZone, creative assembly, DLC News, FLC Trailer, Gaming, Karanak, legend, Minecraft, Patch 5.1 Notes, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, strategy, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer, What’s next

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Legend has it that on our server, you can roll for your starting gear just like in Total War: Warhammer! Who needs diamonds when you can start off with a magical sword or a potion of invisibility? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and DLCs just like Total War: Warhammer III. Who knows what crazy new features and content we’ll add next? It’s like Christmas every day!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with Karanak himself in our server. That’s right, the bloodthirsty daemon hound is roaming around, waiting to challenge brave adventurers like yourself. Will you survive the encounter and claim his treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little… chaotic.

Warhammer Electric Boogaloo Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing the most epic Minecraft server that has leaked not one, not two, but THREE insane DLCs!

First up, we have the “literal who cathay subfaction DLC” where you can finally explore the mysterious land of Cathay and discover all its hidden secrets. But wait, there’s more! The second DLC is the “dogs of war race pack” with only 9 units because who needs a full army when you have dogs, right? And last but certainly not least, get ready for the “monke king cathay DLC” where you can team up with the legendary Monke King and rule over Cathay like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! These DLCs will be confirmed at the summer games fest, so you better start saving up your money now because once you see Cathay, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Monke King awaits! 🐒👑🔥

WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1526	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	3235
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fables and Fantasy RP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Votes:	2100
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Fables and Fantasy RoleplayThe New Roleplaying experience in Minecraft!

What does it mean?Fables and Fantasy is the ultimate RP experience. Set in a medieval fantasy universe on the beautiful lands of Eden. In this world you can do whatever what you want! Want to be a trader? A grand wizard? Or maybe ascheming politician, that or you want to take the criminal path…? Everything is possible in Eden. Make it happen!

What else do we offer?Together with amazing gameplay, we offer a unique Minecraft experience!As stated before everything is possible in Eden. Your character, yourrules!Epic locations for your character to explore and adventure in! Find the rules on our discord. Check out our announcements for images! A lot of lore to give locations flavor and life! Discover long-lost secrets or use their information to further your agenda and work your way up to the top…Eden is a place to make or break your character. To go from a humble peasant to a proud Emperor. Or from a fugitive to a mighty warrior.

What is our purpose? Our goal is to create a safe environment for players toget used to roleplaying.In addition, we offer a hub for experienced roleplayers to make their mark on Eden for the years to come! We want to illustrate that everyone in our community can make a difference.

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Website: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/Wiki: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/wikiForums: https://forums.fablesfantasyrp.com/index.phpPlanetMinecraft: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/fables-and-fantasy/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtVSEPrtzzLgqD62BPrdKrAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/fablesandfantasymcrp/Dynamic Map: http://play.fablesfantasyrp.com:8083/Server Store: https://buy.fablesfantasyrp.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/fablesfantasyrp

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CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	7955	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	2278	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!

our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

– Version: 1.20.4 (1.8-1.21 compatible) – Proximity Voice Chat – /tpa & /home commands – Participation in server changes – Premium and YouTuber ranks – For all players (PVP, Builder, etc.) – Faire Moderation – Competent support – Clans and exclusive text chats

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

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RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	6016
Farms Harvested:	561	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1019	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Emeralds Found:	8626	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4618

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4546
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
New Chunks Explored:	883398	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!