Warhamme Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	135	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	141

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.ut3o.vanillaboxmc.ru

AnimeAddictCraft

Anime, anime achievements, anime addiction, anime binge, anime completion, anime fan, anime goals, Anime List, anime lover, anime marathon, anime obsession, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime watchlist, AnimeAddictCraft, binge watching, completion, finished, Otaku, to watch

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	1202
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of finishing all the anime in your “to watch” list? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual anime to keep you entertained for hours on end! From pixelated waifus to epic battles with creeper monsters, our server will transport you to a world where anime never ends and the fun never stops. Join us now and say goodbye to your real-life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style!

Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

agility, Arena, battle, blocky, CHOPS, Combat sports, Crafty, Defense, discipline, Escape, grappling, ground fighting, jiu jitsu, karate, Martial Arts, mental toughness, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, Physical fitness, self defense, strategy, STRIKING, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!

#addons, bedrock edition, Biomes, Captchas, CLOSET, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, donation systems, Expenses, Factions, Forsaken Odyssey, garden, Items, Minecraft, new land, new mobs, paid packages, Playtime, PvE, PvP, resource packs, right way, rules, secret, solitary experience, verify button, world reset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	The Garden
Edition	Bedrock Edition
Running Since	2 years
Expansion	Forsaken Odyssey by Nico the Kid

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 2 years now.

2. Do I need to mod the game to play on this server?

No modding is required to join the server. Just download the resource packs provided when you log in.

3. When will the world be reset?

The world will only be reset if a new Minecraft update requires it. Otherwise, the world will be kept running as long as possible.

4. Are there any playtime obligations or paid packages on the server?

There are no playtime obligations or paid packages on the server. The server expenses are covered by the owner to ensure a place for pure enjoyment.

5. What unique features does the Forsaken Odyssey expansion offer?

The Forsaken Odyssey expansion introduces new mobs, blocks, biomes, and items while maintaining game balance. It also includes personal addons to keep the server fresh and unique.

6. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles. Players can form factions and engage in PvP when agreed upon. Check the Discord for more details on rules.

7. Are there convenience features available on the server?

Yes, the server offers features like Homes, Warps, and TPA for easy navigation and smoother gameplay. Economy features are also available to help new players catch up.

8. How can I join The Garden server?

Joining is easy, simply click this Discord link, read the rules, and click the verify button in the Discord server. The IP and port will be available on Discord for easy access.

RavenCraft

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Ravencraft, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	2411
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4699
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Raven Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is like no other. We have block merging that will make your head spin, comfy UI that will make you feel like you’re on a cloud, and automatic diffusion that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content? We’ve got it all! Dive into a world of craziness and creativity like never before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to LoRa training, OP pasta, and a whole bunch of related boards that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Raven Edition and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

billionaire, board of directors, Company, Crafty, downhill, fake truck, Helicopter, HILL, interested, lawsuit, Managing, MANSION, neighbors, power, Prison, Rolls, scandal, sentenced, Server, strategy, success, sued, Truckin, Wealthy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

Pixel Babes Galore

Babes, Galore, PIXEL

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Votes:	8071
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

Adrenaline Rush, bare-handed combat, brawlers, challenge, Combat Sport, Competition, Endurance, Fighting, grappling, in the nude, intense battle, madness, Martial Arts, Minecraft, naked, physical confrontation, primal aggression, primal instincts, primal nature, raw strength, self defense, Survival, test of willpower, wrestling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!