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Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Reverse rape edition, Riven Prices, Server, Stream Times, Tennobaum 2024, Tierlists, UPDATE 38, Warframe General, Wars, wfg, Wiki, Xaku Prime

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	New Chunks Explored:	176291

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Star Shards Collected:	293
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	1443
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Handholding edition, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6982
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	201	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftWar – Warframe Server

#minecraftwar, Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Calculator, Clan, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Wiki

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasure chests that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’ve known them for years, even if you just met them yesterday.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Warframe clan, known for their epic battles and unbeatable skills. Join them in epic PvP matches and show off your mad Minecraft skills to earn the respect of your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server in the blocky universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mineframe Server – Warframe Fun!

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, Frames, Fun, Jade Shadows, Mineframe, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., Protea Prime, Relics tool, Returning Players, Riven Prices, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Wiki

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no feet” policy because who needs feet in a blocky world anyway? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot that only the bravest of players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn your enemies into chickens. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But that’s not all – we also have a clan directory where you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses. Need to buy or sell items? We’ve got a marketplace where you can trade to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious Operation: Belly of the Beast. See you in the blocky world!

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Clan Directory, CraftyWarriors, current event, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, embers, Minecraft, modding, Nora’s Mix Vol. 6, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

MissileCraftEU

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	247
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise

#sustainability, Business Success, collaboration, collective well-being, community well-being, coop, corporate culture, Crafty, economic performance, ethical leadership, long-term success, new paradigm, organizational behavior, organizations, Paradise, Prosocial, prosocial behaviors, research findings, self-interest, short-term gains, social responsibility, societal impact, sustainable growth, teamwork

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	813	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!

WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥

What is the IP for FGTeeV Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	159
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Emeralds Found:	5348	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

FGTeeV is a popular family gaming and toy unboxing YouTube channel created by Vincent Carter and his wife Samantha. They are known for their entertaining and humorous content showcasing video game playthroughs, challenges, reviews, and unboxings. FGTeeV has amassed a large following of dedicated fans, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. Their family-friendly videos appeal to viewers of all ages, making them one of the most beloved YouTubers in the gaming community.

Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

application, Attention, build contests, Builder, club, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, exclusive, Explorer, handbook, Java 1.21, Longevity, Melio, MINIMAL, Plugins, smp, span, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Vanilla, Vip, Website, Whitelisted, Whitelists

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Villages Defended:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!