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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2942 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!