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KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	486
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2234	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Animals Bred:	86
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Alien Abductions:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Items Found:	2131
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8288

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.