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TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Items Found:	5001

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Farms Harvested:	619
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2387
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	205
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Emeralds Found:	5781
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	447	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3132	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!