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WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	1169
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Villages Defended:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	2790
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	6470	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.

OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!

1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4416	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Prohibited Items	Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras
Unique Features	Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun

If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use totems of undying on the server?	No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server.
Are netherite items allowed?	No, netherite items are not allowed on the server.
Can I use ender pearls for PvP?	No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server.
Is there a specific process for joining the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!

PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	102
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!

FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!

$50 billion support, 50b, Delays, economic sanctions, economic stability, finalizing deal, financial agreement, financial assets, financial support, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, Fun, government officials, growing concern, international relations, negotiations, political tensions, PROFITS, Russian central bank assets, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian officials, Unlocking, wary

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	218	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸

ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦

we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥

so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰

PhoneSilenceCraft

child development, cognitive development., Communication, digital age, distraction, early childhood, Impact, INFANTS, Interaction, language development, language skills, MOTHERS, parenting, PhoneSilenceCraft, research, screen time, smartphones, Speech, study, Technology, verbal communication

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!