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Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

biggest demographic, Blacks, box office, Cliff, Demographic, Doomed, Hardcore, Hispanic, Leading, long tail tags, Minecraft, Movie, movie at the box office, smp, snuff film, society, society is doomed, society off a cliff, torture porn, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyAffair, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, friendship, Honesty, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, single mother, social gatherings, sugar daddy, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2853

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	179
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2035
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	10

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

play.cobblemongenerations.com

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6052	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6371	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.