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LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6563	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	541	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1175
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5553	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Items Found:	6778
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dimension Hops:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	4586	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!