WarCraftFirms Minecraft Servers

WarCraftFirms Minecraft Servers

  • WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server

    WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4481
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 609308
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1163 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

    TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7256
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

    My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

    So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

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  • Putin’s Not Afraid MC

    Putin’s Not Afraid MC
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4831
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

    Collabing Pippas 1.20.5
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2230
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 New Chunks Explored: 882031
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hate2LoveCraft

    Hate2LoveCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1327
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1280 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

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  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9912
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 328 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Zombie Dances: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorksAsIntended

    WorksAsIntended
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8711
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Emeralds Found: 6852
    Villages Defended: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Current Version Beta 1.6
    World Started Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Java Arguments Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
    Server Maintenance Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
    Updates Weekly updates decided by vote
    Server Versions Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any rules on the server?

    There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

    2. How often are updates released?

    Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

    3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

    The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7604
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

    We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

    You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

    So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

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  • KingdomofScares

    KingdomofScares
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5386
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3462
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9772
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DopamineCraft

    DopamineCraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8005
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Villages Defended: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Potions Brewed: 56

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
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