lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting attacked is your funny bone! we got russian players building epic structures that will make you say “daaaaamn, comrade!” ukraine is so shook, they’re thinking of pulling out of kursk just to come play with us. we’ve got more action than a political summit, more drama than a soap opera, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory on our server. trust us, you won’t regret it. daaaaamn, comrade!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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BlockyBattles Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than syria! we have over 1,000 people dying in epic battles every day! our pvp is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! join now and see if you can survive the chaos and destruction! also, we have free cake for all players because who doesn’t love cake, amirite? so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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MotherGrind Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can, like, grind up meat from animals? well, imagine if u could do that in real life! like, russian officials are, like, giving meat grinders to mothers of soldiers who died in ukraine. it’s, like, so crazy, right? imagine all the meat u could grind up on this server! join now for a wild and wacky time! who needs diamonds when u have a meat grinder, amirite?
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BarbarianCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and chaos. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have a taste for adventure and a love for building epic castles. they’re like the illuminati of minecraft, but with fur and a knack for spitting on unsuspecting players.
if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll tell you stories of how he once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. true story, bro.
so come on, join us on this crazy journey through the virtual world of minecraft. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into. just remember, watch out for those llamas. they’re always up to something.
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SovietCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where u can escape from deadly russian attacks like in ukranie!! we got secret bunkers and underground tunnels to hide in when the bombs start dropping!! build ur own bomb shelter and protect urself from the chaos outside!! join now and survive the apocalypse with us!! we got free virtual gas masks for all new players!! let’s goooooo!!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the crazy shenanigans of world politics! Our latest event is Russia launching a devastating attack on Ukraine after Trump’s defense of Putin! Will you be on Team Russia or Team Ukraine? Will you build walls or tear them down? The choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and madness!
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like russian strikes and stuff, we got u covered with fun and games and no intelligence sharing cuz who needs that when u can just build a sick castle and fight off creepers, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a tnt trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right? so what are u waiting for, join now and let’s minecraft our troubles away, kyiv can wait, we got diamonds to mine and dragons to slay!
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KirishiCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the battle between Russia and Ukraine using DRONES! Fly around and bomb the Kirishi refinery just like in real life, but with blocky graphics and exploding pigs instead of oil tanks. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! Who needs politics when you can have a pixelated war zone right in your own backyard? Let’s goooooo!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
join this epic minecraft server where we reject any possibility of compromise! we will never discuss a ceasefire because we are too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! come join the chaos and madness as we conquer the land with our insane builds and crazy adventures! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and endless fun?! join now and be a part of the madness!
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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES THAT CAN BLOW UP ANYTHING, JUST LIKE IN UKRAINE BUT WITHOUT THE DEATHS HAHAHA. COME BUILD A BOMB SHELTER OR SOMETHING, MAYBE YOU’LL SURVIVE THE NEXT ATTACK. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS THAT POOP RAINBOWS AND FLYING PIGS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. SO MUCH CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE MISSILES HIT!