THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING!
ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS! THEY COULD FLY, SHOOT FIREBALLS, AND TURN INTO A GIANT CHICKEN! IT WAS WILD, MAN!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF A SKELETON WHO LOVES TO PLAY PRANKS ON PLAYERS? HE ONCE TURNED A WHOLE VILLAGE INTO ZOMBIES JUST FOR FUN!
SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO!
we gotz war and destruction but in a fun way, like u can build ur own battlefields and blow stuff up with TNT, itz a blast! plus, we gotz da craziest mods and plugins dat will make ur head spin.
join now and be part of da madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask da hungarian pm, he’ll tell u how safe and fun it iz here.
| Server Type | WorldBuilding/Geopolitical |
|---|---|
| Features | Create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events |
| Plugins | Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs |
To join, please fill out an application after reading the server rules. You can find the application link on the server’s Discord channel.
We aim to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server.
With the upcoming reset and remodel, there will be a brand-new seed, rule changes, and greater roleplay opportunities for new players.
Some of the plugins you can expect on the server are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.
You can join the server’s Discord channel by following this link.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do a mean cha-cha slide during downtime.
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down too!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rorke’s Mrs Edish, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find her secret lair. Some say she’s a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The winner gets a pet rainbow sheep that poops diamonds – talk about a win-win!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.
but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!
Just like this guy who thought he was in for a smooth ride with a girl he met at work, only to end up in a baby daddy drama! But fear not, on our server, you can leave all your real-life problems behind and focus on building epic structures and battling monsters.
Join us and leave the baby mama drama at the door. Who needs DNA tests when you can fight dragons and explore endless worlds with your fellow gamers? So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!
join dis server and u will be part of an online multidomain lifestyle intervention to prevent cognitive decline! u will be randomized and controlled like never before! who needs regular minecraft servers when u can be part of dis crazy experiment?
so come on down and join da fun! who knows, maybe u will unlock hidden brain powers while buildin ur dream castle! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!
Welcome to Holmcraft, a medieval Minecraft experience where you don’t just play—you shape history. In Holmcraft, every player starts as a clan leader, and through strategy, alliances, and battles, you can rise to power and establish your own kingdom. The world is raw, untamed, and waiting for rulers to emerge. Will you be the one to lead a nation?
| Start as a Clan, Rise to a Kingdom |
| Custom Items & Crafting |
| Dynamic PvE & PvP |
| Custom Quests & Storyline |
| Dynmap Integration |
| Roleplay-Driven Economy & Politics |
| Community Events & Tournaments |
📜 Join the adventure today and carve your name into history! 🌍 Discord: https://discord.gg/PMKu395GxZ
This is your chance to create a kingdom, lead armies, and write your own legend in Holmcraft. Will you rise to power or be forgotten in the sands of time?
Imagine building a castle made entirely of cotton candy and battling evil llamas with laser eyes.
You can ride on flying pigs and explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.
Join us for outrageous adventures and hilarious moments as you mine for diamonds and explore vast landscapes.
Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding creepers.
With a community of players who are always up for a laugh, you’ll never feel alone on our server.
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life relationship problems behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle with?
Plus, we have this crazy challenge where you have to eat a whole garden’s worth of carrots in one sitting. If you can do it, you get a special diamond carrot as a prize. Yeah, that’s right, a diamond carrot. I don’t know what you do with it, but it sounds cool, right?
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and start chomping down on those virtual veggies. Your body will thank you, or maybe it won’t, who knows? Just do it, okay? Trust me, I’m a professional vegetable eater.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of scantily clad villagers start twerking in your face. Or how about the time you stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW paintings that would make even the most seasoned player blush? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a creeper pole dancing or a group of skeletons having a wild rave party? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (in more ways than one)!