war zone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SyriaCraft Server: No Evacuation Allowed!

Allowed, diplomatic crisis, evacuation, foreign relations, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military blockade, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, naval base, political tensions, Russian equipment, russian military, Russian navy, Server, strategic location, Syria, Syria news, SyriaCraft, Syrian government, war zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

u know what else is blocked? ur creativity if u don’t join our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than syria blocking russian military equipment, u can build ur own naval base and protect it from invaders! plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now or u’ll be stuck in a blocky warzone forever!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6973
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian vs. NK Army

Army, combat situation, counterterrorism operation, covert mission, Elite Unit, Hostile Forces, international conflict, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military confrontation, military engagement, military operation, military raid, military tactics, North Korean soldiers, special forces, Special Operations Forces, strategic maneuver, Tactical Strike, take down, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Special Ops, war zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	680	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian Special Ops be takin’ down North Korean soldiers like it’s nobody’s business! We got Kursk Offensive goin’ on, and it’s lit AF! Watch as these soldiers battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft, buildin’ bases, blowin’ stuff up, and showin’ off their mad skills. Join now and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ like watchin’ Ukrainians kickin’ butt in the digital realm! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #UkrainianSpecialOps #NorthKoreanShowdown

UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!

ceasefire negotiations, concern, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., drone attack, Drones, eastern europe, european union, Fun, international relations, military aggression, military response, nato, new year’s eve, peace negotiations, political tensions, President Zelensky, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, war zone, Zelensky

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5878
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical news, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military victory, Minecraft, Russian army, Russian Invasion, Russian regiment, Server, territorial sovereignty, territory reclamation, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, war zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

border control, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, Invasion, Israeli tanks, Jabalia, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, military presence, Palestinian territory, political turmoil, Residents, TANK, Unrest, violence, war zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Crops Grown:	9971	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

DonetskMissileMadness

Conflict, donetsk, DonetskMissileMadness, eastern europe, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, intel, intelligence report, international incident, international relations, Military Action, military operation, missile strike, North Korean officers, political tension, russia, security threat, strategic strike, targeted attack, Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	165

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, funny, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual praise, weird, WeirdComplimentMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	810
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

adapting opinions, altering viewpoints, changing convictions, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, evolving ideologies, evolving mindset, HATER, opinion change, OpinionCraft, personal development, personal growth, player, reconsidering beliefs, reevaluating stances, rethinking beliefs, self reflection, shifting attitudes, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, stance change, transformation, transforming opinions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6809
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	127	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

age difference, age group differences, BoomerCraft, buys, Decision making, Elderly, financial behavior, financial choices, financial decision factors, financial decision-making, financial habits, financial influence, impulse, impulsive behavior, impulsive financial decisions, influence, Millennials, older people, peer influence, peer pressure, senior citizens, young adults, young generation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchantments Applied:	219
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1552	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

appstore, Bygone Days, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, ishmael, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Resources, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Sinner info, smp, Steam, TETH, tutorial

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	151	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	3767

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

AITAH, Argument, bitter, child support, co parenting, custody, dropped off, emergency, home, income, MommyMinecraftMadness, monthly paycheck, not letting, Petty, Police, restraining order, Sidewalk, Small Business, son’s mother, stay-at-home dad, use bathroom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	8867
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	927	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	3940	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!