WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!
BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of stepmoms, stepbrothers, and dads who just can’t seem to get it together. 😂
Experience the thrill of cleaning up after your new family members, dealing with spitting incidents in restaurants, and trying to navigate the complexities of being a teenager with a new stepmom who wants to be your “mother.” 🤣
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to attend virtual church services led by a preacher dad who believes forgiveness is key, even when you’re feeling like the worst daughter ever. 😜
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of family dynamics gone haywire! 🤣🎮 #FamilyDramaMinecraftServer
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.
On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have all collectively decided that avocado toast is overrated and TikTok dances are just plain silly. Instead, we spend our days building ridiculous structures out of pixelated blocks and engaging in epic battles with virtual zombies. Who needs the latest fads when you can have your own virtual kingdom to rule over?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you continue to waste your time trying to master the latest TikTok dance craze?
So come join us on our server and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs avocado toast when you can have virtual adventures and endless possibilities? Let’s show the world that being a non-conformist has never been so much fun!
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Mod | Fabric 1.21 |
| World Border | 3.5k x 3.5k |
| RAM | 8GB |
| Location | Germany |
We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…
We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed? | No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server. |
| How are decisions made on the server? | Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality. |
| Are there many rules on the server? | There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented. |
We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.
But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!
So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.
Our server is the only place where you can battle it out with other players while listening to the most oddly fitting songs for a bar fight. From classical music to nursery rhymes, you never know what will be playing in the background as you swing your sword and dodge arrows.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who serves up potions that will either boost your powers or turn you into a chicken for a day. Will you risk it for the biscuit and take a sip?
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.