WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!
BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to go on crazy adventures with these girls, like hunting down rare mobs in the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond armor or building a giant statue of a meme that only true /b/tards will understand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with the girls from /b/ that you can’t get enough of!
Welcome to BurnSMP! Dive into an epic survival multiplayer experience where creativity knows no bounds! BurnSMP is a crossplay server, allowing players from all devices that support official Minecraft to join the fun. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’ll find a welcoming community ready to explore, build, and embark on adventures together. Join our vibrant Discord server to chat with fellow members, share your creations, and coordinate gameplay with friends. Here, everyone can contribute to a thriving world filled with exciting challenges, unique builds, and unforgettable moments. Get ready to forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unleash your imagination in BurnSMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create! Join us today!
167.114.34.254:25585
MelonSurvival is a semi-vanilla survival server on 1.21.1, with a chill and growing community. We look forward to playing with you!
Bedrock info: melonsurvival.minecraft.best port:19132
Important information: Hard gamemode – survival. Never pay to win. Raiding & PVP friendly. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. Owners are active and involved, and neither Owners nor Admins are permitted to raid. Use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default. Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We suggest that you build outside of this range to avoid being raided easily.
melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Looking for a server where you can build a castle made entirely of cake? We’ve got you covered. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got that too. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, it’s filled with endless possibilities and questionable physics.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where the bravest players can mount the fearsome beast and ride it into the sunset. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. It’s out there somewhere, waiting for a brave adventurer like you to claim it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a creeper named Carl. Will they live happily ever after or will their love be doomed by the meddling players? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
Whitelisted Survival Server, small family, lowkey looking for people who are kind and want a long lasting survival family to be a part of! We also have server lore and require some player lore to be made! msg Karelien on discord to be whitelisted thank you!
37.10.104.12:25792
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you coming back for more. We promise you won’t find any effusive non storytelling stuff here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Forget about dropping boring manga like Saiaku no Avalon – drop everything and join our server instead! Who needs spider books when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us? Trust us, it’s not a bug that we’re the top choice for Minecraft players everywhere. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!