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TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Potions Brewed:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	22
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4051	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2471
Zombie Dances:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3643	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4614
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!