we had this one time where the russians were all like “nyet, we will not let u take our land” and the cowboys were all like “yeehaw, we gonna show u who’s boss”. it was a wild showdown that ended with a dance-off in the saloon.
come join us and experience the thrill of western hesitation allowing russia to regain battlefield momentum. it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Seoul warriors and the North Korean army in Russia, Kursk Oblast. We’ve got explosions, drama, and a whole lot of confusion about modern warfare.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where Herobrine himself likes to hang out. Rumor has it he’s hosting a dance party next Friday, and you’re invited!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.
So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.
So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.
also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.
so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Server IP: VForV.net
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version: Java 1.21.3
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.
We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.
We hope to see you soon on V!
| Information | Details |
|---|---|
| World Border | At 30M |
| Map Resets | No |
| Spawn Area | Random, unprotected |
| TPA & Sethome | No |
| Griefing & Killing | Allowed |
| Duping | No (Exception for TNT bombers) |
| Chat Moderation | Not strictly moderated |
| Server Location | Dedicated server hosted in Finland |
We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!
On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.
So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!