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Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4993
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Barbie Doll, birthday gift, Communication, Disappointment, documentary, EMBARRASSMENT, family, hotwheels, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceCraft, PRESENT, relationships, remote control car, Server, Siblings, space encyclopedia, study, Surprise, teenager, Twins, ungrateful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	592207	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join us for a galaxy-sized adventure that’s sure to be a blast! 🚀

🎁 Just like the OP’s niece, we’ve got surprises in store for you! From remote control cars to barbie dolls to space encyclopedias, our server is full of unexpected gifts that will keep you on your toes! Who knows what you’ll unwrap next? 🎁

😂 And don’t worry, if you’re feeling a little ungrateful like the niece in the story, our admins are here to remind you to appreciate the little things. Who knows, that $300 space encyclopedia might just come in handy during your next intergalactic quest! 🌌

👾 So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just discover a new interest that’s out of this world! See you in the stars, Minecrafters! 👾

DownPartyDilemma

Birthday Party, child, Communication, controversy, down syndrome, DownPartyDilemma, Empathy, Etiquette, Event, exclusion, Friends, friendship, inclusion, instagram, Invitation, judgment, misunderstanding, mom, parenting, pta, socializing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

LitterDrop Minecraft Server

environmental impact, litter fines, litter laws, litter prevention, LitterDrop, littering, littering awareness, littering behavior, littering consequences, littering enforcement, littering habits, littering penalties, littering problem, littering solutions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, trash disposal, waste management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about littering again! Our server is so clean that even the creepers pick up after themselves. Plus, if you do happen to drop some trash, our virtual police force will track you down and make you pay up in diamonds. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our pixelated law enforcement. So come join us and experience a world where even the zombies are eco-friendly!

BlockyBlowjobs

BlockyBlowjobs, blowjobs, Communication, consent, emotional connection, Intimacy, oral sex, physical pleasure, Pleasure, pleasure in intimacy, pleasure in relationships, pleasure in sex, relationships, satisfaction, sexual desire, sexual experiences, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Emeralds Found:	4580	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	290

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	146
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9104	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

big deal, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, double standards, emotional connection, emotions, hookup culture, Human nature, Intimacy, its just sex, love, Lust, Minecraft, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Server, sexual liberation, societal norms

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?