War Strategy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Total LOLz WarCraft

war simulation games, total war, WARFARE, Conquest, war simulation gameplay

Are you tired of peacefully building your Minecraft empire? Do you crave chaos and destruction? Then come join our server where total war is the only way to play!

Our server is like no other, with battles raging on 24/7 and explosions happening left and right. You’ll never know when your base will be raided or when a giant creeper will come stomping through your village.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ways to defend yourself, from building epic fortresses to taming dragons to fight on your side. And if all else fails, you can always challenge your enemies to a dance-off to settle your differences.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules, only war.

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Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

military power, war strategy, Crafty, War Tactics, military tactics

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

global consequences, war strategy, future predictions, military alliances, Military Action

by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Server

relationships, parenting, concern, Boundaries, CraftyCougars

Are you tired of dealing with awkward family situations like your 18-year-old daughter dating a 30-year-old man? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict age limit for relationships! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where age is just a number (literally, because everyone is a blocky character)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually reverse aging and make you feel like a teenager again. So come on, join us and leave those age gap worries behind!

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TehranCraft Minecraft Server

iran, Gender norms, fashion, Video, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Look no further than our server, where even Tehran can’t resist the fun!

Join us and witness the chaos of an Islamic theocracy where guys are rocking crosses like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get us started on the fashion choices of the young women – bold and fearless, just like our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Iran’s not-so-Islamic dystopia along the way!

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PhoneHold Minecraft Server

convenience, Server, Communication, Technology, Smartphone

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being left-handed? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we only accept left-handed players! Why? Because the right hand is overrated and we believe in giving the lefties a chance to shine in the virtual world.

Join us and experience a world where everything is catered to the left-handed population. From crafting recipes that only work if you use your left hand to special left-handed tools that give you superpowers, this server is a haven for all you southpaws out there.

So put down that right-handed mouse and join us on our left-handed adventure! Who knew that something as simple as holding your phone with your left hand could lead to such an epic gaming experience?

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PainCraft: Ouch!

unbearable pain, pain medication, Chronic pain, coping with pain., PainCraft

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? Or had a skeleton shoot you in the butt with an arrow? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll experience a whole new level of pain and hilarity! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, pain is temporary, but epic loot is forever!

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BorderPatrolCraft Server

SECURITY, International cooperation, Help, finland, immigration

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as border guards helping poland keep out those pesky mobs from germany, greece, and finland! we build giant walls made of diamond blocks to keep them out and have epic battles with creepers and skeletons trying to invade our land. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot we find while patrolling the borders. come join the fun and protect poland from the mob invasion!

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SynagogueSagaMC

anti-semitism, greece, suspects, Community safety, security measures

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like greece arresting 7 players for setting fire to a synagogue and an israeli-owned hotel. but don’t worry, we promise not to set fire to anything in our server (unless it’s a creeper blowing up your house haha). join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where you never know what will happen next. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

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EggscellentSpermCraft

UNIQUENESS, Population, chance, variation, humans

yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.

that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.

join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?

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