war simulation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Total LOLz WarCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1592
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of peacefully building your Minecraft empire? Do you crave chaos and destruction? Then come join our server where total war is the only way to play!

Our server is like no other, with battles raging on 24/7 and explosions happening left and right. You’ll never know when your base will be raided or when a giant creeper will come stomping through your village.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ways to defend yourself, from building epic fortresses to taming dragons to fight on your side. And if all else fails, you can always challenge your enemies to a dance-off to settle your differences.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules, only war.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	997
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Ores Mined:	5246
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4433
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Farms Harvested:	608
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	3317
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!