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ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong -
CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD! -
Blocky Beirut Minecraft Server
🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so massive, even the entire USA, EU, China, Russia, and OSN are all trying to stop the chaos that’s about to go down! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:🌍 The map is so huge, it takes 10 days to walk from one end to the other! And that’s without any snacks breaks!
🚀 We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers throw parties instead of exploding!
🦄 You can find a rare unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a rainbow laser-shooting unicorn?
🔥 The PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack some extra snacks and maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case. 😉
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Crafty Love Wars
Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together! -
InapproCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy comments about gymnast thighs and enjoy a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a virtual escape from uncomfortable conversations and dive into a world where the only thing wrapping around you is the warmth of friendship and fun.Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any age-related thigh comparisons. Leave behind the drama and join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing wrapping around you is the joy of creativity and exploration!
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CraftyCreepers: “I saw a pig riding a chicken to the Nether!”
abnormal stories, strange confessions., outlandish statements, bizarre conversations, surreal experiencesHave you ever been told that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by joining a Minecraft server? Well, that’s exactly what we’re offering here! Our server is equipped with top-notch zombie defense systems, including diamond armor that can withstand even the fiercest of undead attacks. Plus, our players have reported encountering secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden passages that lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing in the face of danger, come join us today! -
MidwestCraft: JohnDeereLayoffs
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ JOHN DEERE BE LAYIN’ OFF PEEPS IN DA MIDWEST AND SHIFTIN’ TO MEXICO, BUT WE AIN’T LAYIN’ OFF NO ONE, WE BE BUILDIN’ A MINECRAFT EMPIRE INSTEAD! COME JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE OVER DA VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR FARMING SKILLS AND INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. PLUS, WE GOT PIG RACES EVERY SUNDAY AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY TRUE PLAYERS CAN FIND. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW BEFORE JOHN DEERE TAKES OVER DA WHOLE WORLD! #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #JOHNDEERESUCKS -
CoolBeanCraft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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SiphonMC: The server where Earth is flat, you can steal life, start nations, battle bosses, and explore dungeons!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP mcf.SiphonMC.net Bedrock IP 19132 Console add friend PlaySiphonMC Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.
Features:
- Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
- Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
- Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
- Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
- Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.
CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!
Connect & Dive Deeper:
- Discord: https://discord.gg/siphonmc
- Wiki: wiki.siphonmc.com
FAQs
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net or the Bedrock IP 19132. What are the different game modes available? There are two main game modes available: Survival SMP and Nations Lifesteal. Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/siphonmc.