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  • Join New Orleans Before Siege War

    Join New Orleans Before Siege War

    I found a geopol server called Diplomatica and there is a city called New Orleans that is recruiting. It is the second largest city on the server and it is part of the United States.

    The server is about diplomacy and geopolitics and a SiegeWar update is coming soon. New Orleans says they have been getting ready for it.

    They want pvp players builders and interesting people to join their community. They also have a discord where people hang out and sometimes play other games too.

    This is Java only.

    WebsiteDiscord

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  • Fresh Factions Survival With Real Wars

    Fresh Factions Survival With Real Wars

    TerraCraft is a new factions survival server where people actually think before they fight. The map is fresh and the economy is clean so every faction starts equal.

    Most of the time it feels peaceful and you can focus on building a strong base. You can team up with others and make alliances while you grow your territory.

    When wars happen they are organized and they matter. PvP is not nonstop but it is a big deal when it starts. The rules are fair and the progression feels balanced and open to all ages.

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  • Poland’s Pixel Combat Academy

    Poland’s Pixel Combat Academy

    Welcome to the World of Craftocalypse

    A Realm Where Every Block is a Tactical Maneuver

    You won’t believe what’s happening in our pixelated paradise! Rumors swirl like a creeper in a dark tunnel: Poland will train every adult male for war! But worry not, intrepid players! Here, we harness the essence of that chaotic reality and forge an explosive experience like no other. Strap on your armor, pick up your diamond sword, and prepare for the unthinkable!


    Server Features That Defy Reality

    FeatureDescription
    Drafted DummiesGather your comrades (or enemies) in No Creep Left Behind workshops where combat skills are honed, and construction techniques become guerrilla tactics!
    Armory of AbsurdityWhere you can find enchanted bows that shoot real arrows of public outrage! Why? Because they might help you fend off the endless swarm of political zombies!
    Zombie DrillParticipate in weekly death-matches against the undead… or other players… or the government. Who really knows anymore?
    Proxy BattlesTrain dodging projectiles like a pro! Learn how to run from accusations and craft defenses against… well, just about everything!
    Mystical ConspiraciesEngage in deep, nonsensical lore telling you that each block of dirt is an allegory for global militarization!

    Player Testimonial (or Was It a Threat?)

    “Joining is mandatory, they said. I thought I was just joining a Minecraft server! Now I’m building a tank out of obsidian!” – Random Player in the Ethereal Void

    “The moment I built a fortress, I felt a surge of responsibility… and paranoia. Where do we hide the cows?!” – UsernameRedacted


    A Call to Arms (or Just Arms)

    Who needs to worry about world leaders when you have the chance to create your very own militarized Minecraft nation? Here, chaos reigns and nonsensical survival matters most! Join to defend your pixelated life, build epic forts, and prepare to craft your war supplies while chanting the mystical mantra: "We Are Not a Cult!"


    Absurdity Awaits! FAQ

    1. Is this server really about training for war?
      Err… Isn’t all Minecraft about survival? So, yes!

    2. Can I refuse to join?
      Surely you can! But then, where will you find the secret battle axes?

    3. What do I get out of this?
      Infinite glory! Or disappointment… depending on the version of reality you’re currently experiencing.

    Warnings from the Ether

    • Proceed with Caution: Those who venture forth may encounter the Great Wall of Confusion, where all explanations fold into unfathomable riddles.
    • Dreadful News: Countries around the globe have been rumored to disapprove—but they won’t admit why! Join now before we’re cut off from the power grid.

    Conspiracies Under Your Feet

    Did you know? Each block you step on is a carefully laid trap created by those who want to keep you from knowing the secrets of why Poland, a land of architecture and tradition, is suddenly all about training leaders in survival gameplay! This server will make you question everything!


    Secret Features Revealed (But Not Really)

    • Mandatory Nightly Military Drills: Sleep when you can, because the specters of geopolitical fears come to haunt you each night.
    • Bizarre Weaponry: Spawn your Panic Pickaxe—an item yielding strange resources like hope and existential dread.

    Dive into Craftocalypse today! Unravel the mysteries of war, block by block, and understand why your realities are colliding! Only the brave—or the completely unhinged—will survive!🌍✨

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  • CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

    CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

    so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

    we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

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  • KyivCraft: Building Bunkers & Blocks

    KyivCraft: Building Bunkers & Blocks
    OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz like, Russia is tryna take over Kyiv in 3 days, but don’t worry cuz we got concrete shelters at home for u to hide in while u play! Imagine buildin’ ur blocky empire while dodgin’ bombs and stuff, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, we got llamas wearin’ party hats and dancin’ chickens, it’s like a circus up in here! So come join us before Putin steals all our diamonds, we need u to save the day with ur epic building skills! Let’s gooooo! 🚀🎉💎 #SaveKyiv #MinecraftMadness

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