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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7935	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Farms Harvested:	899	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1147
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3528	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2802	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mines Excavated:	2525
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2289	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1104	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Towns Built:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).