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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8781 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 118195 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5159 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?
Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.
Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?
