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CraftyWorld: Trudeau vs Trump
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join cuz Trudeau and Trump are like, talking about Ukraine on there. They’re building like, peace treaties out of blocks and stuff. And all the other players are like, freaking out cuz they’re worried the U.S. is gonna peace out of the war effort. But don’t worry, on this server, we got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky battles. It’s gonna be epic, bro! -
MissileMayhemMC
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot! -
ChugCraft – Cozy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with Russian forces storming cities, Trump blaming Zelensky for starting wars, and mass evacuations that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
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AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
UkrainianClusterCraft
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DEM MEDIUM-RANGE CLUSTER BOMBS, YO. U AINT GONNA FIND DAT ANYWHERE ELSE, I TELL YA. WE BLOWIN’ UP CREEPERS LEFT N RIGHT, AIN’T NOBODY GONNA MESS WITH US. JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA EXPLOSIONS, BABY. BOOM BOOM BOOM! -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are teaming up to take over the world! build your own communist empire and fight against the evil capitalists trying to stop you!we have exclusive weapons like the vodka launcher and the great wall of china defense system. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious war in minecraft history!
don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure, join now and show the world that you are the ultimate communist warrior!
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CraftyPrinters Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero? well, now you can be one in this totally epic minecraft server! we got volunteers from all over the world with 3D printers helping out in ukraine’s war effort!join us and help build tanks, planes, and other crazy war machines to fight off the enemies! you can be a real-life superhero in a virtual world!
plus, we got special missions where you can rescue villagers from the evil pillagers and save the day!
so come on, join us and make a difference in this wild and wacky minecraft server! who knew saving the world could be so much fun?!
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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss! -
CreeperCraze: Tell Us Your Spooky Tales!
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a strange noise behind you? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll experience the creepiest and most heart-pounding moments while playing. From mysterious ghost sightings to haunted caves filled with zombie villagers, you’ll never know what to expect next!Join our server if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Herobrine himself! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back…muahaha!
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TeaParty Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?