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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4237 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
