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LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Emeralds Found:	3879	Enchantments Applied:	277
Potions Brewed:	198	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

NaziNana99 Minecraft

99-year-old, Auschwitz, camp secretary, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, elderly criminal, ex-Nazi, German court, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Nazi regime, NaziNana99, Ruling, War Crimes, war criminal, world war II

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	110
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.

u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.

plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.

so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	170
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	96
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	538076
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

WarCriminalFree Minecraft Server

abstain, biden, Candidate, Choice, decision, Democracy, election, Government, independent candidate, Libertarian Party, Minecraft, political system, Politics, Presidential election, protest vote, reminder, Server, third-party, trump, united states, Voting, war criminal, WarCriminalFree

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Tired of choosing between two war criminals for president? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the political madness and build your own world where the only rule is to have fun! No need to worry about corrupt politicians or shady deals, just pure gaming bliss. Join us and let your creativity run wild – because who needs Trump or Biden when you can have blocky adventures instead? Plus, our resident llama king promises to grant you three wishes if you join today. So why wait? Abstain from the real world and vote for a better Minecraft experience!

Llama Land Adventure

3rd Hokage, 4th Kazekage, Adolf Hitler, Adventure, and killing a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal., Bombing, bombing buildings, Boruto, Experimenting, experimenting on children, female, gender bent, Impersonating, impersonating their identities, INVADING, invading the Leaf Village, killing, Land, Leaf Village, Llama, long trail tags: She got away with killing the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, molesting, molesting children, pardoned, possessing, possessing people’s bodies, Sacrificing, sacrificing their souls to revive zombies, stealing, stealing their faces, Two Blue Vortex, war criminal, zombies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

beat, Crafting, Craziness, disbelief, Disorder, farce, Hope, Improvement, madness, meets, Minecraft, Neurological, popping off, Possible.., progress, Remission, skepticism, sus, Symptoms, ticks, Tourettes, Treatment, tuned in, Watching

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, Shenanigans

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1325	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

20, 73512934, comma separated, Crafty, Days, Generate, HASHTAG, list, long trail, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

Adventure, anticipation, anxious, Beginner, Crafty, Curious, discovery, eager, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, INITIATION, Journey, McCraftface, Mystery, newbie, Server, Surprise, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crops Grown:	8346
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4111
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

/dlsg/, Classic yugioh anime discussion, Craft, current events, Datamines Drive, Decklists, Dennis unlock, diamonds, Duel Links Speed General, Events, Friends, Fusioned bodies, KC Cup, Legendary Duelists, lol, lols, Mizar rerun, New Player FAQ, Official Duel Links Page, Probability Calculator, Skills, Speed duel format, Stealing the show edition, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links, Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

acceptance, arent, BETRAYAL, blocky, Cheating, Confrontation, coping strategies, CREEPERS, Deception, disbelief, emotional turmoil, Exploding, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, love, Love Lost, moving on, Pain, realization, relationships, Secrets Revealed, shock, sibling rivalry, Triangle, trust issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	5288
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

bold, Boring, Break, Cold attitude, Craft, cringe, cute, Delinquents, Escape, Female delinquent, Gap Moe, I want to provide for her., Kinda gay, Long skirts, Male, Male delinquent, Prison, Stinks of semen, toughest

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	5168	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

blocky, Choices, choose a direction, choose wisely, choose your path, Decision making, Decisions, Dilemma, Direction, left, left or right, left or right decision, left or right dilemma, left or right path, left or right question, left turn, left vs right, Make a CHOICE, Options, right, right turn, which way to go

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	New Chunks Explored:	655484
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!