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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1587 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
