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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4315 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2411 | Crops Grown: | 7000 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!