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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4412 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7020 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!