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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1228 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
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