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ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8640	Magic Items Found:	4493
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3054
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	4910	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	7071
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2667
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	669655	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1907
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!