We promise insane adventures, like hiding wanted felons and getting disowned by your own family! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question your life choices!
But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!
135.181.237.45:25636
| Server Address | mc.minelanders.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z |
The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!
Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more!
We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!
Pictures from the last edition of the server:^ (It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary N plushie, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to all who find it. But be warned, finding this plushie is no easy task – you’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even do a little dance to summon its magical powers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
Our server is filled with Japanese culture enthusiasts who love sushi, anime, and even speak a little Japanese (well, maybe just “konnichiwa”).
Forget about expensive birthday parties, on our server, you can throw a virtual sushi feast for your friends for free! Plus, we have a special event where you can mine for rare sushi-themed blocks and craft your own sushi castle.
So, ditch the pricey parties and join our Minecraft server for a birthday celebration that won’t break the bank. Your son’s girlfriend (we’ll call her Jill) will thank you for it!
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can let your creativity run wild. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and embark on epic quests with your fellow players.
And hey, if you’re feeling down about losing a friend or facing tough times, our supportive community is here to lift you up. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time!
So come on over and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find a new friend or two along the way!
Join us for epic battles, insane building competitions, and secret manly rituals that will make you feel like the king of the virtual world. Plus, our community of players is so bro-tastic that you’ll never have to worry about any pesky female players trying to cramp your style.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the ultimate testosterone-fueled Minecraft server. Because real men play Minecraft, and real men play on our server. Let’s get manly, baby!
