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NoFugitiveNoFamilyHome

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, consequences, criminal activity, disowned, drug dealer, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, fugitive brother in law, moral dilemma, NoFugitiveNoFamilyHome, personal boundaries, personal safety, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, wanted felon

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ores Mined:	3606
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the consequences of your actions, just like my wife’s little brother did for 6 years!

We promise insane adventures, like hiding wanted felons and getting disowned by your own family! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question your life choices!

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Items Found:	6930	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	3829	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1313
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9877
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	765	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!