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FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	890276
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	5

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2999
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	859
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dimension Hops:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Emeralds Found:	2678	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	4193
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7060
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime blues, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, midnight musings, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless in the country, sleepless in the world, sleepless nights, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyRedditorZ

Boredom, Communication, community engagement, CraftyRedditorZ, Curiosity, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, information sharing, internet, networking, News, Online Community, online discussion, procrastination, reddit, reddit community, social media, Technology, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to step foot on it!

So why did you start using Reddit? Because you heard about our server and couldn’t resist the temptation to join in on the wacky fun! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your flying pig, and come join the insanity today!