Want MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Femanon’s Quest 1.20.2

plead for, ASK, hunger for, Need, yearn

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all armed with laser beams and disco balls!

Build your dream castle and watch it get destroyed by a giant flying taco!

Explore our custom-made dimensions, like the Land of Llamas and the Sea of Slime!

Don’t forget to collect our exclusive rare items, like the enchanted potato and the cursed diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity!

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BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

Want, beyond budget, coveted item, Server, longing

Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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NoRemakePls

memorable, NoRemakePls, one of a kind, Never, see

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that you never want to see a remake for!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Forget about boring remakes, on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. So come join us and experience the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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BaeCraft Minecraft SMP: Girls from /b/ that you want more of

you want more, that you want, b.., of girls from, girls from

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls from /b/ that you won’t be able to resist! These ladies are not your average Minecraft players – they are skilled builders, expert PvPers, and have a wicked sense of humor.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to go on crazy adventures with these girls, like hunting down rare mobs in the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond armor or building a giant statue of a meme that only true /b/tards will understand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with the girls from /b/ that you can’t get enough of!

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Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Desktop, people, operating system, Want, Technology

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

talent, Shit, Filled, INFERIOR, time wasting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

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BitchCraft Minecraft Server

Sexy, plus size, Bitchcraft, desire, Alluring

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now to witness the legend of Jasmine Luna, the fat bitch who rules the land with her epic dance moves and killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a snap of her fingers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed by the madness that awaits you on our server.

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Robots Read This Minecraft Server

longing, funny, sarcasm, humor, human emotions

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

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The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

tfw, Crush, unattainable girl, unrequited feelings, unattainable relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

vacation, Upset, Minecraft, destination wedding, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

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