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Crafty Schemers – Let’s Minecraft and Meme Together!

BMing, bored, buying nudes, Crafty, Discord, Duplicates, Friend, fun scheme, interested, kik, Lets, lewds, meme, Minecraft, nudes, Panties, Pictures, Schemers, Sending, shop backgrounds, sister, tattoos, Trick, wanking, worn socks

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some scandalous shenanigans? Join our server and participate in wild schemes like tricking your friends into questionable activities involving their siblings! We’ve got crazy plans like swapping out worn socks and panties for duplicates and sending them to unsuspecting players. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll get into on our server! Drop your Kik or Discord to join the madness. Let the outrageous adventures begin!

CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

banned content, black dildo, Censorship, controversy, CraftyMemes, CREEPERS, deepthroating, explicit content, funny, humor, internet culture, jannies, man, meme, mfw, NSFW, Online Community, social media, Synthetic, viral, wanking, webm, webms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

InLawRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, coping, Disrespect, emotions, family, Father, Grief, healing, in-laws, InLawRageCraft, Loss, Memory, mourning, overreacting, Respect, sensitivity, sentimental value, shrine, Support

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild family dynamics! We’ve got a player (25F) who lost her EMT father to a drunk driver, a supportive husband (30M), and some meddling in-laws in their 60s who just can’t understand the importance of a shrine. Watch as tensions rise, belongings go missing, and emotions run high in this thrilling Minecraft world. Will you be the one to mediate the drama or stir the pot even more? Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and maybe even learn a lesson or two about boundaries and respect. Who needs grief counseling when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regret, finding closure, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of living with regrets? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll never regret joining because our server is so awesome, it’ll make all your past regrets seem like a distant memory.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start giving you compliments on your mining skills. Yeah, that’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in a bacon-eating contest, he’ll grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the bacon-filled adventures begin!

CraftyLove

Affection, appreciation, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLove, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Partnership, romance, SECURITY, shared experiences, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	203
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5302	Secret Passages Found:	3
Votes:	8694	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your perfect in-game significant other! Imagine building a cozy little block house together, going on adventures to defeat the Ender Dragon as a power couple, and even having virtual date nights under the stars. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and start swiping right on your future Minecraft soulmate!

CraftyModiTaipeiCraft

Asia, Beijing, China, controversy, CraftyModiTaipeiCraft, criticism, Diplomacy, Dispute, election, foreign affairs, Government, Gratitude, India, international relations, Lai, Leaders, Message, modi, Politics, response, taiwan

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6090	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!

Softies vs Roughies

agreeable personalities, Behavior, character analysis, disagreeable personalities, emotional intelligence, Empathy, favorability, Human nature, interpersonal relationships, judgment, Kindness, Perception, personality dynamics, personality traits, Psychology, rough outbursts, Roughies, social interactions, social psychology, societal norms, soft moments, Softies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where, like, the crazier you are, the more people will like you? well, this is the place for you, my friend! we love people with disagreeable personalities who have those rare soft moments, like a fluffy bunny in a pit of snakes.

we don’t care if you have rough outbursts, as long as you’re agreeable overall. but watch out, because if you’re too nice, people might not like you as much. it’s like a twisted version of high school popularity, but in minecraft form.

join us for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability. who knows what will happen next? maybe you’ll become the most beloved player on the server, or maybe you’ll be the outcast with a heart of gold. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. so come on in and let your crazy flag fly!

BlazeVR [BRAND NEW | VR | VOICECHAT | HIRING] Bedrock + Java

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Computer, console, Friends, Hideaway, Hiring, home, java, landscapes, questcraft, Semivanilla, smp, Structures, Survival, SURVIVE, teamwork, Teleport, virtual reality, Vivecraft, voice chat, Voicechat, vr, Vrsupport

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	231	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft adventure! Get ready to explore a world where you can play on a regular screen or with cool VR headsets like QuestCraft and ViveCraft. Whether you’re using virtual reality or playing on your computer or console, the fun never ends!

Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and survive together with your friends! Our server is all about teamwork and having a blast.

Stay connected with your buddies through our easy voice chat. Need to meet up with them? Just ask to teleport with /tpa, and you’ll be right there beside them in no time!

And the best part? You can create your very own cozy home sweet home with the command /sethome, home! Decorate it however you like and make it your perfect hideaway in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our amazing VR Minecraft journey, where excitement and adventure await around every corner!

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Konosubacraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, Anime Series, anime thoughts, Characters, comedy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, humor, isekai, konosuba, KonosubaCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Plot, review, season 3, Season 3 Review, Server, Thoughts, Ultimate

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Oh my blocky goodness, season 3 on our Minecraft server has been a rollercoaster of epic proportions! Picture this: a group of players stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ’s and skeletons breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that there’s a treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to photobomb player selfies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie and blasting disco music to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Linkie’s Sick Minecraft Server

contemplating, Decision making, emotions, health concerns, health issues, hesitant, Illness, indecision, linkies, Minecraft, not feeling well, regret, regretful, second thoughts, SELLING, selling items, selling regrets, Server, should have sold, sick, uncertainty, Unsure, wish

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	918	Star Shards Collected:	154
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were soaring through the skies on a magical unicorn, battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe. Sound too good to be true? Well, it gets even better. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

PrayerlessParentMC

AITA praying daughter religious wife issue confusion beliefs morals household choice parenting honesty authenticity respect faith values compromise family communication, PrayerlessParentMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3056	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	6684
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.

Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).

So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!

CelebDouche Minecraft Server

arrogance, Behavior, CelebDouche, Celebrity, celebrity culture, celebrity scandals, controversial, douchebag, Ego, Entertainment, Fame, gossip, Hollywood, media scrutiny, Minecraft, opinion, paparazzi, Personality, popular culture, public figure, Server, social media, tabloids

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with douchebag celebrities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up frustrations on virtual douchebags! Build a giant statue of the celebrity you hate the most and then blow it up with TNT for some satisfying revenge. Plus, our server has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in a “Celebrity Douchebag Olympics” to see who can out-douche the competition. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual douchebaggery begin!