wankfest – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
chick, Chick Late teens 20s 30s 40s Homeless Down on luck Adopted Nudist Daughter Money Chores House Find Driving Homeless shelter Help Support Generosity Compassion, magnet, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Looking for a companion to join you in your pixelated adventures? Look no further! Join our server and find your adopted nudist daughter today!
Imagine having a young, carefree nudist by your side as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. She’ll do all the chores around your virtual house while you focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Plus, with our server’s virtual economy, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources.
But how do you find this perfect companion, you ask? Well, simply hop on our server and head to the designated “Homeless Hub” where all the lost souls gather. Drive your virtual car (or ride a pig, we don’t judge) and pick out the nudist daughter of your dreams. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your wacky Minecraft journey with your adopted nudist daughter by your side. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated air.

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Companions Are Shit But I At Least Minecraft SMP
character creator, Character customization, character design, companions, Customization, Disappointment, female character, Female Protagonist, Frustration, Gaming, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, lack of options, Minecraft, player agency, player choice, player expectations, role-playing game, sexism, Shit, smp, video game
Are you tired of boring companions and limited character customization in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because in our server, you can create the sexiest female character of your dreams! No more settling for mediocre companions and generic avatars, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft fashionista. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle and shine like a true diva in our world? Join now and slay, queen!

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Quantum Smp
Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, java edition, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Welcome to Quantum Smp.We provide best experience of lifesteal+potionsteal smp.We provide lagg free experience with lots of featues like Crates,Jobs,Specific PVP Arena,Spawners,etc.Join us now!!
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Holy Land Minecraft Server
cultural facade, HOLY, Islamic law, Islamic nations, Islamic traditions, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim countries, Muslim identity, Muslim in name only, Muslim population, muslim world, Muslim-majority countries, North Africa, political Islam, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious hypocrisy, religious identity, religious practice, religious tolerance, secularism, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!
Join us and explore a world where Muslim countries are Muslim in name only – that’s right, we’ve got camels riding on flying carpets, mosques made out of diamond blocks, and halal chicken farms that produce enchanted golden nuggets!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sheikh Steve, who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the desert temple of doom! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden oasis where the water flows with unlimited XP!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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Chip’s Cozy Minecraft SMP – Happening in Palestine #2107
Al Akhbar, Ceasefire, Chip, CHIPS, Clips, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, Happening, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nabih Berri, Nakba Documentary, nato, News, palestine, smp, Talmud, tkd, TKDTJD11, US Marine, US proposal
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to DENOUNCE the Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and fight against Glowniggers trying to subvert our server!
We have insane events like the Battle of Chama where players can target shrines and triangle areas in southern Lebanon. And don’t forget about our Livestreams featuring intense PvP battles and epic base raids!
But that’s not all, we also have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict because why not mix politics with Minecraft, right? So come join us and be a part of the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! Just remember, ONLY NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND KIKES POST SHIT WITHOUT SAUCE, so bring your A-game and get ready for some wild adventures!

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vulskov.com
Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FTB, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Servers, Skyblock, Survival, virtual reality
Welcome to Vulskov! We have a lobby where you can choose between four servers to play on. Our support team is ready to help you if you need help with anything. We support several versions: 1.8.9 – 1.21.1
mc.vulskov.com

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Equeim – Adventure Pony Minecraft Server Minecraft server
Adventure, armor, banner, Characters, Cities, Donations, Economy, Equeim, Events, Fim, Fly, friendly company, join us, launcher, Minecraft, mlp, Mods, No pvp, OC, Pirate, pony, PvE, Quests, Russian, series, Server, skin, Villages, Weddings, Wiki
Welcome to the server dedicated to MLP:FiM!
We tried to make sure that anyone could feel comfortable playing with us. All players on our server are ponies. Would you like to join our friendly company?
You can put the skin of any character from the series, or draw your own OC and play as him. Our players love to unite into villages and sometimes even cities, just like in the series itself!
Equeim is perfect not only for armor, but also for those who love Minecraft and various mods.
Join us!
Wiki for the project: https://wiki.equeim.ru

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Precious Treats Minecraft Server
Affection, Attention, baby boy, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, emotional, Intimacy, love, loyalty, market, Minecraft, Nurturing, pampering, Precious, relationship, Server, Special, Treats, Trust, Unique
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that treat you like just another player? Well, look no further because our server will treat you like you’re their precious baby boy! That’s right, you’ll be pampered and showered with love and attention like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Llama Llama Ding Dong. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find these mythical creatures and claim them as your own.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your new Minecraft friends and show off your best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the pixelated world.

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Minecraft SMP – /codg/ – Creeper Overlords Destroying Gamers
#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blog posts, Call Of Duty General, Camo Tracker, cod:g, creeper, Destroying, Gamers, Gunsmith, Hips don’t lie edition, Maps, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, Online Gunsmith, Overlords, patch notes, raven software, season 1, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, Treyarch, truegamedata, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, zombies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the hips don’t lie and the memes never die!
Season 1 is here and it’s crazier than ever! We’ve got custom maps, modes, and even zombies to keep you on your toes. And if that’s not enough, our Trello boards are filled with so many secrets and surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our Call of Duty Patch Notes and Blog Posts for all the latest updates and news. Want to up your game? We’ve got weapon builds, an online gunsmith, and even a Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to help you stand out on the battlefield.
Feeling lost? Don’t worry, our /codg/ Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide has got you covered with all the tips and tricks you need to dominate. And if you’re looking for a tactical edge, our Warzone Tactical Maps and Warzone Meta are here to help you plan your next move.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most meme-tastic server around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Concord Craze Minecraft Server
concord, Concord shutdown, CRAZE, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming community forums, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming news, gaming news updates, gaming shutdown, gaming shutdown rumors, gaming updates., Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Server, Shutdown, virtual reality, virtual reality gaming, virtual reality shutdown, vr
Oh, forget about Concord, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within our server that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient llama language. So what are you waiting for? Leave Concord in the dust and come join us for a wild and woolly adventure!

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