New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • PixelatedPotionMixer

    PixelatedPotionMixer
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9270
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

    Join our server and become a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, you heard us correctly. We have a whole team dedicated to taming and riding unicorns around our magical world. And don’t worry, we provide unicorn-proof armor and helmets for your safety.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, that might be regrettable).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaGoneWild – No More War!

    GazaGoneWild – No More War!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6199
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play sum minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur makin a difference in the world? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy builds and epic battles but also we support peace in da real world!

    join our server and help us end da war in Gaza by playin minecraft! u can build ur own peace treaties and negotiate with other players to stop da fighting! it’s like diplomacy, but with creepers!

    plus, we got free diamond armor for anyone who helps spread da message of peace on other servers! so come on, join us and make a difference while havin a blast in minecraft! peace out, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition

    DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2472
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedDiscrimination

    PixelatedDiscrimination
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7362
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8062
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and, like, there’s these human decision makers who can, like, override the predictions of the AI, bro. but get this, they might mess things up and make the AI all discriminatory and stuff. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of unpredictability, man. join this server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, dude. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prosto Vanilla

    Prosto Vanilla
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2317
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4454 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server! We always update to the latest version of the game so you can enjoy the latest features and fixes from Mojang. Feel the true spirit of Minecraft without any mods, just a pure game and nothing extra. Join us, explore worlds, build your masterpieces and play together with a friendly community!

    136.243.178.218:25509

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Akoot&Co: The Semi-Vanilla Server Where We Promise Not to Break Your Builds Too Often

    Akoot&Co: The Semi-Vanilla Server Where We Promise Not to Break Your Builds Too Often
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5043
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Animals Bred: 78
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.
    In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

    Features

    Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
    Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.20.6

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming on the server?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have unlimited homes on the server?

    Yes, you can set and have unlimited homes for your convenience.

    Do you support Bedrock players?

    Yes, we support Bedrock players through Geyser.

    Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for a seamless experience.

    Do you have timed ranks and custom titles?

    Yes, we offer timed ranks and the ability to set custom titles for players.

    Do you offer text formatting options?

    Yes, we provide text formatting options including gradients for a unique touch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PubesCraft Minecraft Server

    PubesCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8968
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Zombie Dances: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Potions Brewed: 21
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server has the best pubes in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, epic pubes.

    Our server is home to the legendary Pubic Palace, where players can gather to admire and discuss the finest pubes in all of Minecraft. From bushy jungles to sleek designs, our pubes are truly a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the Pubic Palace is a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate pubic prize?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most pubetastic adventure of your Minecraft career. Trust us, once you see our pubes, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /a/ SMP Legends – Minecraft SMP

    /a/ SMP Legends – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 533
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3719 Animals Bred: 58

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by two insane overlords who will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Join our server and witness the chaos as these two rulers battle it out for control, using everything from diamond swords to exploding sheep. Will you join forces with one of them, or strike out on your own and try to take them both down?

    But beware, these rulers are not your typical Minecraft players. One of them is a master builder who can create entire cities in a matter of minutes, while the other is a redstone genius who can rig up traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by chaos and madness. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PupCraft Minecraft Server

    PupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 285
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Zombie Dances: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 940 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your pet-related problems behind!

    We understand the struggle of not wanting pets in your house, especially when they shed like crazy. That’s why our server is completely pet-free! No more worrying about fur all over your virtual furniture.

    Join us for epic events like virtual potlucks, game nights, and movie nights. No need to worry about service dogs crashing the party – we’ve got you covered!

    Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the pet-related drama at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be such a drama-free zone?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBash: NoTwinNoWin

    BlockyBash: NoTwinNoWin
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5563
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the plain Jane in your family? Do you want to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and be the center of attention just like the twin sister in this crazy story. With our insane customizations and unique features, you’ll be turning heads left and right. Who needs conventional beauty when you can have a face full of plastic surgery like a true Minecraft fashionista?

    Don’t worry about being the “pretty twin” anymore, because on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own bizarre way. So come on over and show off your jaw-dropping looks, no matter how many surgeries it takes. Join now and be the envy of all your relatives – they’ll never believe you’re related to anyone else on the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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