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Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	2540
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	90

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

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In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Votes:	922	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8793	Zombie Dances:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
New Chunks Explored:	662353	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Items Found:	4081
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2242
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8111
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!