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HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	568865
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

bored, BROKE, budgeting, finances, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial wellness, financially bored, investing, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, smp, wealth management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchantments Applied:	201
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Animals Bred:	52	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4571	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

90s, apartment, Cameracraft, cameras, classic, comedy, Elaine Benes, Filming, Friends, garage set, George Costanza, hilarious, iconic, jerry seinfeld, kramer, Kramers, Merv Griffin Show, seinfeld, Server, Sitcom, television, television history., Visit

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.