Walz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

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CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

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SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

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Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance

anti-Vance narrative, Ballots, betting markets, campaign spending, chaos play, core base, Deadlines, democrats, election outcome, independent voters, insurance policy, JD Vance, kamala, madness, media attacks, Minecraft, negative press, pence, Plan, presidential nominee, smp, TAKEOVER, Timeline, trump, Trump energy, Trumps, Vance, VP pick, Walz

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!

Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.

The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.

Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!

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CraftyHarrisVP

2020 election, breaking news, Campaign, CraftyHarrisVP, democratic party, Democratic ticket, election, harris, Harris-Walz ticket, kamala harris, political news, Politics, potential VP, Presidential election, running mate, TIM WALZ, vice president, vice presidential candidate, vp, Walz

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!

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BlockyBreakupBay

BlockyBreakupBay, Breakup, Closure, closure advice, closure conversation, closure letter, closure message, closure quotes, closure therapy, closure thoughts, Communication, ex girlfriend, forgiveness, Goodbye, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, relationships

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of your ex-girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your pent-up frustrations in a virtual world where you can build a giant statue of her and then blow it up with TNT! Let out all your anger and resentment in a healthy and explosive way. Plus, our community is full of players who have been through similar heartbreaks and can offer you support and advice on how to move on. So why wallow in sadness when you can blow stuff up instead? Join our server now and let the healing begin!

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RailwayRuckusCraft

activism, activist arrested, arrest, criminal activity, criminal charges, extremism, French police, law enforcement, new incident, olympics, phone lines, Police investigation, political activism, pre-Olympics, protest, Public Safety, railway sabotage, RailwayRuckusCraft, sabotage, telecommunications disruption, ultra-left activist

so, like, this server is so lit that even the french police are getting involved! we got this ultra-left activist causing chaos and sabotaging railways like it’s their day job. but wait, there’s more! now they’re messing with phone lines too! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. join us for all the drama and excitement, you won’t regret it! come be a part of the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

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Loot-n-Scoot Eatery

5-second rule, Behavior, cleaning habits, cleanliness, dropped food, eatery, eating habits, Etiquette, food consumption, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, germs, habits, health, hygiene, kitchen cleanliness, LootnScoot, Manners, personal hygiene, picking up food, sanitation

this minecraft server is like a magical land where u can pick up and eat dropped food and no one will judge u cuz it shows ur cleaning habits are on point! join us if u wanna show off ur mad cleaning skills while munching on some virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that if u eat enough dropped food, u unlock a secret level where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and show off ur cleaning and eating skills like never before!

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CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds

addiction, Behavior, borderline personality traits, brain connectivity, brain function, cocaine use disorder, CocaineCraft, cognitive function, disruptions, emotional processing, IMPULSIVE, impulsiveness, impulsivity, Males, mental health, Minds.., neurology, neuroscience, personality disorders, psychological research, research, self-regulation, substance abuse

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner craziness and build the most epic creations ever? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even believe it!

join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.

come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!

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Blossom Server

active community, Adventure, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, camaraderie, challenging environment, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Cross-Play, Earth, Exciting Discoveries, Exploration, Features, friendly community, Journey, Minecraft, Resources, Structures, Survival, Unforgettable adventure, Updates

Welcome to Blossom Server!

Dive into a unique survival experience on Blossom Server, where every adventure is a fresh bloom waiting to be discovered. Our enhanced world generation ensures breathtaking landscapes and hidden treasures around every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or new to the wilds of Minecraft, Blossom Server offers a welcoming community and a vibrant world that evolves with you.

Features:

– Improved World Generation: Explore stunning, custom-crafted terrains with diverse biomes, unique structures, and endless opportunities for exploration. – True Survival Experience: Gather resources, build your base, and thrive in a challenging environment that stays true to the essence of survival gameplay. – Community Focus: Join a friendly and active community where collaboration and camaraderie make every journey enjoyable. – Regular Updates: Enjoy fresh content and new features regularly, ensuring there’s always something exciting to discover. Join us on Blossom Server and embark on an unforgettable survival adventure today!

147.185.221.20:29893

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Tomoso Junior High School

data pack, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, smp, Survival, Tomoso Junior High School, Vanilla, Whitelist

Tomoso SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server for people who enjoy the simpler side of Minecraft. We only use a select amount of data pack that adapt the standard Minecraft experience to be more suited to multiplayer.

Tomoso.mcserver.ws

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Sphinx, a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp || will re-open in a few days

a plus 13, Adultserver, Bedwars, Community, Discord, Faction Pvp, Griefprevention, Javaedition, Lore, Loresmp, Modded, Modified, Noclaims, Nolag, Open, Origins, Originsmod, Plus13, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Semianarchy, smp, Sphinx, Streamers, Survival, Towns, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Voicechat, War, Whitelist, Youtubers

SphInx

−–—a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp—–−

Hello stranger, I’m Fox, the owner of Sphinx, and I have been so for around 4 years now.

Sphinx was recently mass griefed, and we’re now getting her back on her feet. If you wish to be a part of this new chapter you’re incredibly welcome, the server is filled with amazing strong-minded different people and I’m sure you can find your place here.

Here’s a bit of information about the server so you can judge if it is something for you:

– the player base is majorly between 15- and 20 years old, we do not accept anyone below the age of 13.

– the server uses a voice-chat mod (proximity-voice-chat) to make communication fluent between members and keep it lively.

– the server had 2000 members but does now have 200, caused by the griefing of the discord (mass banning by admins)

– We have the mod called “Origins” but other than that we’re close to vanilla, this means we do not have mods like Claims

– As for the origins on the server, we have 20 of them, all tested to keep within the same style and make sure nothing is too OP.

– The rules allow a lot of fighting before staff intervenes, as the server is meant to appeal both to those who do and don’t enjoy pvp.

Discord link:

https://discord.gg/q3t6KctzFn

Welcome, and thank you for joining!

136.243.36.97:25881

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Crazy Crescenta: The Semi-Vanilla Roleplay Nation! Bluemap Edition!

3D map, age 13+, Biomes, Bluemap, Colonization, crazy, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, dynamic, Edition, Exploration, Features, generation, java, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Semivanilla, SETTLEMENT, smp, Towny, Version 1.21., voice chat, War

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Here’s some of our features:

Long lasting worlds! Our strategies allow for there to be endless new content for both old and new players alike!
Custom world generation with server-side packs!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat for in-game communication
Balancing tweaks to keep the economy stable
Various flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, GSit, armor trims, and more

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We request players to be 13 years or older due to our community Discord policy.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas and situations.
Are there any banned items?	Yes, we have a list of banned items to maintain gameplay balance.
How do I join a town or nation?	You can join a town by contacting the town leaders or using our in-game systems.
Is there a resource scarcity on the server?	We have balancing tweaks to prevent resource scarcity and keep the economy stable.

Ame’s Streamin’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, ame, Ame stream, Ame streaming, Ames, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, influencer, internet personality, Live streaming, Minecraft, online platform, online presence, online streaming, Server, social media, Stream, Streamin, streaming, twitch, video streaming, virtual presence

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legendary Ame promise to stream her epic adventures! Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to watch her build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Who knows what crazy antics she’ll get up to next? Join now for a front-row seat to all the chaos and mayhem!

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RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP

addiction, AMA, Biz, Cheap, crypto users, FTM, funny, GigaChad, Gray, Intelligent, laughs, liquidity, meme, Minecraft, perma-bagholders, PINK, profit, Quick, RugpullMaster500, rugpulls, smp, solana, wojaks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.

Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.

But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!

So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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