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FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Activist, alexey navalny, assassination attempt, Corruption, CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, investigation, Justice, Official documents, opposition, Poisoning, poisoning case, poisoning evidence, Political, Prison, russia, the insider, toxicology report, Truth, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

SkyDragon Minecraft server

alliances, base, Buildings, Clans, Empires, enemies, Minecraft, mobs, Parkour, Players, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skills, SkyDragon, strength, Survival, Territories, Version 1.20.2, Vulture mode, vulture world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

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213.239.198.168:25804

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Adventure, bedrock, Blockheads, BUILD, Community, Discord, emhold, Explore, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, introduction, Join, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, pquotSeeking, recruit, recruit players, Server, shopping district, smp, sprinklesemquotp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	6780
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

autumn, Bear, bear cub, beary, Cozy, cuddly, Fall, forest animals, Good, Harvest, Hibernate, HIBERNATION, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, Septem, Septembear, September, smp, Sweater Weather, teddy bear, Times, wildlife, woodland creatures

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Votes:	7539	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Emeralds Found:	5992	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

BroArrested Minecraft Server

#youtube, active warrant, arrest, BroArrested, brother, collapsed lung, drug addiction, exhaustion, family intervention, fear, fentanyl, Guilt, Minecraft, narcan, overdose, overdose prevention, Panic, search bar, Server, Suffering, Trauma, welfare check, Xanax

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ores Mined:	8755	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CreeperDinnerDrama

abandonment, CreeperDinnerDrama, Dysfunctional family, emotional trauma, estranged family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, parental rejection, Resentment, sibling rivalry, toxic family, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Farms Harvested:	271
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!