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Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1648
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9718
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3490
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

Allowed, awesomeness, bedrock, building, Cheaters, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Freetoplay, java, Join, LifeSwiper, madness, marketplace, Minigames, Mods, P2WFree, Parkour, pixel art, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplaying, Server, server ip, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

air defense systems, ammo depot, biden, China, deep state, Drones, equipment explorer, general, Happening, harris, ICBM, Indian PM Modi, intel, iran, Liveuamap, Maps, military aid, Minecraft, monke, nuclear power plants, Omsk, russia, smp, Telegram, trump, Ukraine, UN General Assembly, Vovchansk, War, Warspotting, Zelensky

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!