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  • Snake’s Den Server

    Snake’s Den Server

    Snakes Server

    Snake’s Mod is the best worst mod on minecraft!

    Basically, you come into minecraft mod walmart, you find "More Minecraft" but it’s too expensive for you! Then, you spot a cheaper mod next to it called "Snake’s Mod", thats what this is.

    Some of the features may include: The brand new wastelands biome, with wind sfx A new dimension, which takes place in the sky, a great place for building and food! Try out the cutlass, a strong weapon with a low amount of uses. We also add brand new Machinery and Multiple new dimensions! Brand new Magical elements too, such as Scrolls…

    Check out Snake’s Mod here!

    snake.modrinth.gg

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  • Skyward Walmart Adventure

    Skyward Walmart Adventure

    Walmart Skyward

    Welcome to Walmart Skyward, the best adventure ever! 6 fun episodes starting on March 21st, play now before it’s gone! Join with 3 friends for a total of 4 players. Get ready for cool stuff and rewards!

    • Play alone or with friends
    • Version 1.21.3
    • Find cool items and level up
    • No lag on our fast servers

    Java IP: org.playSkyward.com
    Discord: Join our Discord server

    Don’t miss out on this adventure, it’s only here for a limited time!
    Not official Minecraft, not from Mojang or Microsoft

    playskyward.gg

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  • Crafty Age Gap Drama

    Crafty Age Gap Drama

    Walmart: Requiem of the Grocery Gods

    Welcome, brave souls, to the most hauntingly surreal Minecraft server in the multiverse, where shopping carts roll through the hallways of time and age is a mere illusion! Here in the Walmart dimension, you are not just players; you are survivors navigating the chaos of pixelated retail warfare—where the elderly hold untold secrets, and customer service takes on an unfathomable dimension!

    🚨 WARNING: Joining this server may result in existential crises, spontaneous debates about ageism, and an uncontrollable urge to apologize to inanimate objects.


    What’s This Server About?

    • Elders with Mystical Powers: Quest through aisles filled with enchanted quests confronting the ancient guardians—the Boomers—who might just accuse you of heinous theft for merely existing!
    • Customer Heroes: You’ll need to flex your diplomatic muscles to appease grieving customers, as they battle the burdens of double-scanning and locked baby formula!
    • Understaffed Dystopia: Generate internal chaos as you play the role of the overworked, underappreciated warrior, picking up the slack for the wise (but cranky) elders!

    Server Features:

    FeatureDescription
    Ageism AlertEvery interaction could lead to a philosophical crisis, questioning your very existence in this ever-churning retail machine!
    Chaos ModeExperience near-infinite chaos—your mundane tasks might morph into epic battles of wits and patience against unforgiving customers!
    Sudden SkillsEquip powers that only activate under extreme duress. Who knew bagging groceries could summon a lightning storm?
    "Lock and Key" GamesAn entire dungeon dedicated to unlocking the mysteries behind why certain items remain forever under lock and key! Spoiler: It has nothing to do with hair color.

    Conspiracy Corner 🤔

    Did you know that this server was banned in 12 countries for revealing the shocking truth about the secret menu of products only accessible to the most hardened cashiers? Or was it the leaked manifesto of complaints from bereft customers that triggered a global incident? Our lips are sealed.

    "One time, a player accused an elder of stealing their soul! I just wanted to purchase some virtual milk!"Anonymous Player


    Unravel the Truth!

    • FAQ

      • Q: Is age discrimination real?
      • A: Only when you’re playing with enchanted grocery carts!

      • Q: How do I survive an emotional breakdown in-game?
      • A: Bring snacks, and if all else fails, have an emotional support villager by your side!

    🎴 Cult of the Forsaken Grocers 🎴
    Time to join the ranks of the underappreciated! Button up your aprons and prepare for the otherworldly vendettas against the spirits of shopping carts past. Become a part of the Walmart Rebellion, where questioning the system isn’t just encouraged; it’s a rite of passage!

    Join us, for the elderly are not merely coworkers; they are conduits to the cosmic void, endlessly shopping through anything that resembles nonsense at a checkout! The chaotic journey of the supermarket stretches before you—will you conquer the aisles, or succumb to the demands of ages lost?

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  • MulchMates Minecraft Server

    MulchMates Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even the plants at Walmart have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dealing with unexpected encounters, just like the OP at Walmart. Who knows, you might even run into a motorized scooter-driving player who needs help lifting virtual bags of mulch!

    But beware, you might encounter some colorful characters who will yell at you for not helping them in the game. Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions while wearing your noise-canceling earbuds (in-game, of course).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a trip to Walmart, join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. See you in the virtual world!

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  • StrangerDanger Minecraft Server

    StrangerDanger Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with awkward situations like cleaning up a stranger’s child’s pee? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities at the door.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about random dads abandoning their kids on you while they go on a Walmart run. We guarantee that all players are fully capable of handling their own bathroom mishaps.

    Plus, we have a strict no-pee policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t encounter any unexpected accidents while playing. Join now for a pee-free gaming experience like no other!

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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

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  • NoCarSeatNoCraft

    NoCarSeatNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

    Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

    Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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  • BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • The Gates of Walmart – Where every creeper gets a rollback! Join our SMP for a unique adventure today!

    The Gates of Walmart – Where every creeper gets a rollback! Join our SMP for a unique adventure today!



    Overview of The Gates of Valhalla Minecraft Server

    FeatureDescription
    Innovative ProgressionExclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks
    Fresh WorldUnexplored resources, hidden treasures, and limitless opportunities
    Epic QuestsDynamic storylines and challenging quests
    Night’s PerilsDangerous challenges and rare loot during the night
    Thriving CommunityTeamwork, strategy, and friendship in a close-knit community

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Connect using the server IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://www.valhallacraft.org

    Q: What makes Valhalla different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Valhalla offers innovative progression, fresh world exploration, epic quests, night challenges, and a thriving community.

    Q: Can I choose my playstyle on Valhalla?

    A: Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you on Valhalla to forge your legend.


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