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BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

MenuCraft Minecraft Server

digital entertainment, game accessibility, game design, game development, game interface, gaming industry, gaming software, innovation, interactive experience, menu navigation, MenuCraft, Minecraft, open main menu, Server, Technology, user engagement, user interaction, user interface, user interface design, virtual assistant, voice command, voice recognition, voice says game title

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party with the villagers. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Llama Drama” event, where players must navigate a maze filled with llamas spitting glitter bombs!

So why wait? Join our wacky world of Minecraft madness today and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Snowball Showdown Minecraft SMP

athletes, athleticism, Basketball, black team, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Diversity, Game, Minecraft, olympics, Race, racial dynamics, showdown, smp, Snowball, sports, surprising outcome, teamwork, Tournament, Underdog, Victory, white team

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Enchantments Applied:	169
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the sheep are always white and the pigs are always pink! Our server is so wacky, even the chickens lay rainbow eggs. And get this – our PvP arena is shaped like a giant basketball court where players can reenact the epic showdown between the all white and all black basketball teams at the Olympics. Will you be the MVP of our server and lead your team to victory? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server

adhd, AITAH, b.., coddling, Confrontation, Discord, DISHES, irritated, Job, Laundry, Lazy, middle sister, Minecraft, MomSisExcusesNoMore, moving out, NEET, oldest sister, Overtime, phone bills, phone plan, Server, sister, stealing money, stop making excuses, telling my mom, treatments, UNFAIR, victimized, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Farms Harvested:	817
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with your siblings in epic build-offs and see who can create the most outrageous structures. Will you be the reigning champion or will your sister steal the victory like she steals money from your mom’s purse?

Experience the thrill of confronting your lazy sister in-game as you demand she clean up her virtual mess just like in real life. Will she finally listen to you or will she just apply virtual makeup and call for virtual mom to save her?

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. And remember, on our server, there’s no excuse for not doing the dishes – virtual or otherwise!

So come join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, virtual drama, and endless fun. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

SisCraft: No Illustrations, Just Blocks!

Animals, backing out, blocks, book illustration, Confrontation, Consistency, DEADLINE, Disappointment, emotional manipulation, Halloween, illustration, illustrations, illustrator, kids book, late dog, minimum wage, payment, people, PRESSURE, Self-publishing, SisCraft, stress, visual artist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to battle fierce mobs and explore hidden caves, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest! Show off your artistic skills and win amazing prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you. See you in the game!

TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

awful aftertaste, awful taste, bad flavors, disgusting food, food disaster, foul flavors, gross food, horrible flavors, Minecraft, nasty flavors, nauseating food, repulsive taste, revolting food, smp, TasteTestGoneWrong, terrible food experience, terrible taste, unpleasant taste, vomit-inducing food, worst food ever, worst meal, worst taste, yucky taste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?

2050Craft: Wake & Mine!

2050Craft, adaptation, Adventure, changes, Curiosity, discovery, dream-like, Exploration, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Possibilities, progress, science fiction, society, surreal, Technology, time travel, transformation, unknown, wake

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	758461
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7578	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey there, future Minecrafters! Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in the year 2050? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for a wild ride through a futuristic world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!

SunkSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Naval, russia, SECURITY, Server, Sinking, Strategic, submarine, SunkSubs, super-expensive, Technology, Ukraine, Underwater, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪

CraftyBomberDroneFun

aerial warfare, Air Force, CraftyBomberDroneFun, defense industry, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, guided weapons, heavy bomber drones, military capabilities, military drones, military modernization, military tactics, military technology, military upgrades, national security, precision strikes, strategic weapons, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, weapons development.

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server so lit, even Ukraine is fitting guided weapons to its heavy bomber drones just to try and take us down! That’s right, our server is so epic, even countries are getting involved. Join us for the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, build your own fortress and defend it against drone attacks. Who needs regular PvP when you can have drone warfare in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Ukraine who the real Minecraft champions are!

KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Images, Join, KindaSuspicious, Legit, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, Suggestion forums, ticket system, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Information
Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Focus	Community interaction

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord.
When does Season 12 start?	Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?	Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events.
Do you have mini-seasons on the server?	Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks.

AdmitCraft Server

Admit it, AdmitCraft, Campaign, candidates, Carson, controversy, debate, Defeat, democratic party, Destroyed, DNC, EASILY, election, opposition, political landscape, Politics, presidential race, republican party, Server, strategy, ticket, trump, Victory

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5520	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!