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CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3390	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

#youtube, BETTING, big, bonanza, BOOTY, cryptofags, dividends, Electrum, F.U.C.K. Reports, fake stock market game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Marine’s Big Fat Ass, MARINES, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, returns report, Schedule, thread lore, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9360	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	2947	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Votes:	4147	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Items Found:	7502
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4830	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Emeralds Found:	3563
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	6106	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

almost there, anticipation, clock-watching, countdown, determination, exhaustion, Friday feeling, HOURS, long hours, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Poland, push through, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starts.., Time management, weekend, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	1501
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Animals Bred:	185

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!